Go go go!
by allancarreon on Aug.11, 2016, under Geeky, My Life
At the rate we’re going, I’ll probably lose a hundred pounds in a week.
In two weeks, I’ll be benchpressing a small building.
In a month, I’ll be juggling three SUVs, an angry lion, and a can of rootbeer with my bare hands.
By February, I’ll be able to take down Doomsday with but a single blow.
In a year, the world will genuflect before my all-consuming power.
Such is the power of walking.
Such is the power of exercise.
Such is the true unleashed power of wandering endlessly.
And I will have my little virtual zoo, too.
So what have you been wasting, I mean, spending your time on?
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