The Wheel and Axle

Best advice for stupid people. Let’s prevent their genes from propagating into the pool.

For there be too many Squealers nowadays and not enough Benjamins (who are not lazy).

Christmas is just around the corner. For Filipinos, anyway.

Are you ready for those jingles yet? 😄

Because there is no shortage of stupidity in any field, today I present to you a fine example of idiocy in the “academe.” I actually hesitate to call it the “academe” by sheer virtue of how utterly moronic this is, but all right, let’s accept the technicality.

On one hand, I could almost respect a (private) school’s right to ban whatever they want to…

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Timehop always brings back such wonderful memories and words of wisdom.

… tries to hit on your boyfriend.

The new Ghostbusters movie has been the subject of much misogynistic controversy since the all-female cast was announced last year. I had wanted to write about the issue more in-depth, particularly around how these entitled privileged white males are pretending it’s simply about the legacy of the original when it’s really about how insecure they are with their penis size.

Misogynistic morons deserve this.

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When you’re approaching forty and your 20ish boyfriend wants to go clubbing.

#titasofmanila #cougarproblems

God made Philippine mangoes, and it was good.

Run!

Hide!

Flee to the hills!

Chinese social media users have, oh my goddess of mercy, threatened to boycott Filipino mangoes because of the Hague ruling regarding the West Philippine Sea!

This will, like, destroy our economy and everything! We’ll have no more means to sustain our growth and development! I see starvation! I see hunger! Pestilence is coming! Perhaps even a well-orchestrated locust swarm!

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