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The New Overseas Filipino Worker
by allancarreon on Sep.11, 2013, under Snark, Society
I have been in the industry I work in for over a decade. Through various companies including the present, I have experienced its various iterations: call center, back office, insourcing, offshoring, global service center, global solutions. In all cases, it has shown me how world-class Filipino talent is.
Thus, it irks me no end when I hear an arrogant moron telling an agent, “Operator ka lang?” or when I hear a sneering ignoramus say, “Fad lang ‘yang offshore-offshore na ‘yan!“
The Authority
by allancarreon on Dec.11, 2012, under Queer, Snark
Who do you think are the true experts, the undisputed authority, when it comes to men having sex with men?
Find out by reading this article.
A Long-Awaited Sequel
by allancarreon on Dec.11, 2012, under Snark
Comments Off on A Long-Awaited Sequel more...Bishop Logic
by allancarreon on Dec.10, 2012, under Snark
God must have sunk the MV Doña Paz in December 1987 because Ferdinand Marcos remained scot-free from corruption charges almost two years after he was deposed. He spared Marcos because he was in Hawaii, which is surrounded by water, and chose to punish 4000-plus people in a ferry traversing Philippine territory, which is surrounded by water.
Betty White: Ever Spunky
by allancarreon on Feb.14, 2012, under Film & TV, Snark
“Why do people say ‘grow some balls’? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding.”
– Betty White
The Creepy Church of the Busybody Strikes Again
by allancarreon on Dec.08, 2011, under Queer, Snark
Once again, the Damasos speak.
In what has to be the most irony-laden stand in the history of idiocy, the Creepy Busybodies’ Coalition of the Philippines (CBCP) is targeting the anti-discrimination bill currently being reviewed by the Senate. The mission? To eliminate provisions around LGBT rights.
Airport Airhead
by allancarreon on Dec.02, 2011, under Snark
A recent editorial by Teddy Locsin, Jr. caught my eye on the interwebs earlier today.
I expected better from someone like Teddy Locsin, Jr.
In it, he makes a well-stated case against the anomalies involved in “contracting” the job of refurbishing the Ninoy Aquino International Airport (NAIA), which recently cropped up in several online lists as Asia’s (and in some cases, I believe the world’s) worst airport. These anomalies should indeed be called out, especially in light of such a high-profile issue.
Ten Things I Hate About The Online You
by allancarreon on Nov.27, 2011, under Snark, Society
Social networking is fun. Heck, back before Facebook was alive, I was a Friendster addict. And who remembers mIRC, which is technically not a social network, but a chat place? Of course, Friendster is practically dead, mIRC is as obscure as EDSAmail, and now Facebook has swallowed the world. As long as one knows how to socially-network responsibly and smartly, it can be a pretty powerful tool in the world of today.
Medically Blonde
by allancarreon on Aug.20, 2011, under My Life, Snark
I’ve never experienced so many screw-ups from a hospital as I have with Makati Medical.
Today, more than a week after I got discharged, and when you would think everything’s already good, I found out they still screwed up yet again.
Perhaps it’s best to start from the first screw-ups, somewhat discussed in my last blog post.
This Week in The Annals of Idiocy
by allancarreon on Jul.09, 2011, under Queer, Snark, Society
So this will probably go down in Philippine history as one of the most idiotic weeks the public has had the misfortune of being subjected to.
Let’s begin with the bishops. It was bound to happen. One moron opens his mouth, and the hordes follow. After a scandal erupts (this time not involving the molestation of young boys), they close ranks to prove the adage, in the mighty words of Azenith Briones, “Burds of de same fedder… flak togeyder!”